my very own theme song

My birthday was on September 6th. And for this occasion, my darling younger brother wrote me a theme song. It was composed specifically with the intent to pump me up pre-derby bout. The tune itself is massive epic. Here are the lyrics:

Once upon a time

There lived a human being

Made of pure sweet delicious power

And she lived to fight

Kick ass with all her might

And drink your blood like it was lemonade

Her brains are made of diamonds made of gold

Her brains are made of diamonds made of gold

She is going to eat your soul

C-A-T-R-A-Z, Cat Raz!

If you took a god

And mixed it with hot lava

Stuck it in a blender with a moose

Pourred it on the open breasts

Of a hundred virgin lepers

It wouldn't even be similar to her

Her brains are made of diamonds made of gold

Her brains are made of diamonds made of gold

She is going to eat your soul

C-A-T-R-A-Z, Cat Raz! (x4)