tale of a displaced tailbone

I never thought I'd ever say this: yesterday, i actually paid someone to shove her finger up my ass. Yes, derby has taken things to an uncomfortable level. Falling on my tailbone twice in 1 practice resulted in a seriously displaced tailbone. The osteopath thought there might even be a chance it was broken. But luckily, it was just displaced. A girl from my team referred the osteo to me. And aside from the awkwardness of having a stranger stick a finger up my ass, I have to say I am now a huge fan of osteopathy. She worked out a ton of kinks in my body. My tailbone is now much straightened, still a little painful, apparently there's only so much you can do in one session. But she seems to think she can work out some of the kinks in my skull leftover from my concussion.